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Weirdy Beardy

Created on 2003-12-05 19:44:52 (#1511087), last updated 2007-08-28

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Name:Caitsey
Birthdate:1988-02-25
Location:Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Website:http://www.myspace.com/effincaitsey
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HI! I'm Cait!♥




...or Caitsey, Bodybreak, Caitre..


About Cait: I'm awesome. I like things, I really do! I choose to keep my pancreas at peak performance. use it or lose it! I have friends that other people can see! they're nice.I dislike myself, Kenny Rogers and fashion mullets. Although, I assume Kenny Rogers and fashion mullets don't make decent conversation in therapy. I think I have an over-obsesive love for make-up. If anyone sings Dance, Dance around me, they will lose a nut, or two. OR THREE. Speaking of which, I have three nuts...and 94 nut sapplings. I'm an equal opportunity nut-grower. When I grow up, I want to be a reindeer. And Pauly Shore. As hilarious as it sounds to most, I would love to model someday. I think the words "Bon Jovi" and "Lick my nuts" make the perfect couple in a sentence. I have decided that my destiny is to marry Gene Simmons son. Mmmm 6'7". I don't think I'm capable of doing even half of a push-up. To me, Obesity not only looks great, it's a lifestyle.I don't hate any other human being more then I hate Jewel! When I wear heels I feel like Roseanne Barr standing on toothpicks.I'm convinced that a funnel and a step-ladder can accomplish anything, and that any Men at work song OVERKILL is the theme of my drunk-osity.





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